Computer operating systems such as Linux, that are known to run
continually, extract free radicals from the environment, thereby
causing the extinction of the Piping Plover and other endangered
species.
A recent study by the Institute of Environmental Studies on Love
Canal, states that Microsoft's Windows and Windows-NT operating
systems are the only operating systems certified to be environmentally
friendly. This, in part because the usual freeze-ups releases the
trapped radicals, and additionally, because the common blue screen
helps restore the ozone layer.
Additional studies at a nuclear power plant in the Ukraine, show
that operation of Microsoft's Windows-NT can materially affect the
level of ionizing radiation, helping to increase DNA mutation.
The use of Windows-NT in the control of this power plant therefore
could provide a long-term benefit to mankind.
Linux, on the other hand, binds free radicals to their computer
screens, reducing Friday night bar-counts, thereby threatening
human population growth.
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