NEEDED FEATURES

PIGS RUS (pigsrus_prophet_com@yahoo.com)
Tue, 22 Dec 1998 01:02:07 -0800 (PST)


Greetings.

We are the saviours of Linux. You will be saved. But for us to do this
for you, we need you to add these features and bugfixes tp the kernel.
You have time, deadline is tomorrow 2027gmt.

o Full support for Win32 binaries.
o A SCSI driver that maxes out UW-SCSI++ (our extensions) on a 386dx20.
o Zero copy, from anywhere, to anywhere.
o Crashes. People have come to expect them.
o Full up-to-date documentation, in printed form. Oh, and in color,
on full-gloss paper. And a 1-800-linux with 24/7 (dial-a-guruŽ).

There is more, you'll receive further requests on compliance. Get
hacking.

PR-

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