Asked for comment on the project, Torvalds responded, "Well, we've always
believed that the goal of Linux was world domination, fast. But we realize
now that we were being too confining keeping with just this world. The
Borg can help us spread Linux to many more quadrants of the galaxy."
Said Torvalds, "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
The Borg, as well, is excited about the new software. "Windows is an
imperfect operating system created by an imperfect being. Linus, however,
is perfect. At least according to the millions of people who use his
operating system on a daily basis."
"Linux's cultural diversity will be added to the collective and
its networking, multitasking, multiprocessing, and multiuser features will
adapt to service us," added the Borg.
The new port of Linux will open up the Linux market to a whole new range
of systems. Currently, Linux is predominantly run on 386, 486, and Pentium
based PCs. But the new code will allow Linux to be run on Asians, Ferengi,
Klingons, the French, and many others.
Those interested in using the software are directed to visit
http://www.borg.gov.bc for information on becoming assimilated.
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Title: Linux/Borg
Version: 1.0
Entered-date: December 13, 1996
Description: Linux for the cybernetic race of people known as the Borg.
Keywords: Borg, Linux, assimilation, cybernetics, destruction of
races
Author: allanc@idea-inc.com (Allan 'Norm' Crain)
Maintained-by: borg@idea-inc.com (The Borg collective)
Primary-site: ftp.linux.borg.gov.bc /pub/linux/
Platform: Any Borg compatible sentient beings
Copying-policy: Mandatory
End