Or fifty weeks late;-)
Alexander Hoogerhuis wrote:
>
> Ever noticed you're two weeks early with this one?
>
> ttfn,
> A
>
> Platinum Control Computer <pcc@boneserver.analogic.com> writes:
>
> > From: Universal(r) News(tm)
> > Dateline: Santa Clara, California
> > March 14, 2002
> >
> > Linus Torvalds, the creator of the world's second most
> > common Operating System, Linux, will soon become the owner
> > of the world's largest software company, Microsoft.
> >
> > William Gates, the present CEO of Microsoft, announced today
> > that because of an accounting error in Microsoft Money,
> > a program developed and distributed by Microsoft, it became
> > possible for an outsider to gain control of the company by
> > acquiring a negative amount of outstanding stock.
> >
> > Through his attorney, Melvin Beli, Linus announced that he
> > had no intention of selling his negative shares of Microsoft
> > stock which caused the accounting overflow. As soon as he
> > is able to take a short leave-of-absence from Transmeta,
> > Linus plans to move the Redmond operation to Afghanistan.
> >
> Alexander Hoogerhuis | alexh@ihatent.com
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